this one's for you.

so about a few weeks ago, my lil' TIT was complaining that there was nothing about her in my blog. her comments were:

this blog sucks. nothing here is about ME. always 'hubby this', 'men this'...i'm sick of it.

well...

i was reading this email about "knowing everything". did you know...

The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.

No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven 7 times.
(i actually tried this. i wasted a good piece of of paper. i want to try this with a larger piece of paper. i think i'll have to wait till the month's over so i can use a calendar sheet. it just gets too thick to fold.)

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.

You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.
(Duh! That's because you're eating half the time when you're watching TV. or at least i am.)

Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.

The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.

The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache.

American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive from each salad served in first-class.

Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

Apple, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.

The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer. So did the first "Marlboro Man."

Walt Disney was afraid of mice.

Pearls melt in vinegar.
(i'm tempted to try this, but i think my hubby would kill me.)

The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.

It is possible to lead a cow upstairs, but not downstairs.
(big deal! it's the same with some dogs.)

A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

Richard Millhouse Nixon was the first U.S. president whose name contains all the letters from the word "criminal." The second? William Jefferson Clinton.

Turtles can breathe through their butts.

as you can tell, i wasn't too amused with these facts. the one that caught my attention was that...

Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

this goes back to my lil' TIT. let me all let you in on a tidbit of her (since i don't talk too much about her). lil' TIT seems to be in denial. she's paranoid and she says she's not. she says she only does it for show and that everyone who knows her, knows that. she says, everyone except her family that is (the ones who know her best). now, tell me if this qualifies as paranoia?

after using the toilet (at home), lil' TIT closes the cover and then flushes because of the airborne particles. that's understandable. you can call that "preference". but it's like a man leaving the seat up. ever get up in the middle of the night to use the restroom? well, i remember when we used to live together i almost pee'd on top of the toilet seat cover. no one really looks when they're half asleep and need to go.

try holding her next to a toilet and flush it without closing the cover. there doesn't even need to be any hazard waste in it. she'll fight for her life to get out of the vicinity. you should see her in a public restroom. you know how they don't have seat covers? she flushes and runs out of the stall like there's no tomorrow.

now after reading this, i bet she's going to keep her toothbrush in her bedroom.