steven.

the things i learn at work. i have this guy at work and he's definitely not from the same neck of the woods that i'm from. he says the most annoying things, but some are just so hilarious. for example:

1. a patient was lost in the building and ended up in my office while steven and i were finishing up a meeting. she wasn't hot, but she was blonde. he couldn't take his eyes off of her and it was so blatantly obvious. he has a significant other, too. after she leaves, he says, "just because you're on a diet, doesn't mean you can't look at the menu." PIG.

2. midget vs. dwarves. do you know the difference? according to him, dwarves are proportioned, whereas midgets have long torsos and short arms and legs. therefore, they're not proportioned. i didn't know. i thought they were the same. how did we come about talking about midgets and dwarves? he said in the east coast there's a place (bar) where midgets/dwarves get paid to get thrown on a velcro wall.